As received from a right-wing friend.
My response follows below.


Subject: FWD - Can you score 100?
Friday, October 2, 2009 4:52 PM
From:
To: [- a bunch of folks - including me -]

IN GOD WE TRUST               Hope you score 100
  
The sentence at the end of this page tells you how to score 100.
Enjoy the pictures as you scroll down.

  
Paintings of Christ






I'm not ashamed. 
   
He is the only one that can save this country and they want him removed from the government.

   
Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.

  
Jesus Test

This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero.  It's your choice.  If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions. Jesus said, if you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.  This is the simplest test.  If you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you...
Send this to ten people.
   




   
Re: FW: Can you score 100?
Friday, October 2, 2009 9:00 PM
From:
To:  [ - everyone on the sender's email list - ]
The email you sent intimates that those who send it have boundless faith as well as boundless intolerance of those of other faiths or indeed, non-faiths.

> I'm not ashamed.  He is the only one that can save this country and they want him removed from the government.

Sooo... If this Jewish guy, Jesus, is the only one that can save America, why hasn't he done it?  He's had ample opportunity over the last couple centuries.  Maybe Jesus doesn't like us because of the way our government lets big business eviscerate our nation in the pursuit of its unquenchable thirst for profits and posessions (see: health insurance firms).  Perhaps Jesus would be nice to America if our government stopped taking bribes (a.k.a. campaign contributions).

> Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.

Oh, I get it.  Anyone who does not consider Jesus as Lord, is atheist. 

Well then; I say, if you don't accept Glortz as Lord, then YOU are an atheist!
Does that sound crazy enough for you?
The God of triangles has three sides. - Archaic Yiddish Proverb

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...  Why do ya send me this craziness?

Bob (The Good)